when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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