Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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