Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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