We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Barsexuality is the new black.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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