my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
