we're blogging at a bar
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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