if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Dating After Heartbreak
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.