is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!