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Spring semester is just not the same w/o you

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(313): Spring semester is just not the same w/o you http://tfl.nu/5znn

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i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.

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she hot?

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i don't wanna talk about it

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(323): i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car. (818): she hot? (323): i don't wanna talk about it http://tfl.nu/ojc9

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I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.

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(847): I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever. http://tfl.nu/o6xg

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i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.

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(206): i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to. http://tfl.nu/oxy7

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Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"

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(251): Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave" http://tfl.nu/shdd

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(315): View more from New York

I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.

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(315): I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine. http://tfl.nu/wyxo

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she peed on how many people?

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(619): she peed on how many people? http://tfl.nu/sqm0

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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls

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(317): Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls http://tfl.nu/a8qz

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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?

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(514): Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene? http://tfl.nu/zsme

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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.

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(613): Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B. http://tfl.nu/8gac

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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.

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(828): my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty. http://tfl.nu/rhpp

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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing

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(317): So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing http://tfl.nu/lzer

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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??

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(603): As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right?? http://tfl.nu/yy40

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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve

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(937): The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve http://tfl.nu/cdxu

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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard

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(973): Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard http://tfl.nu/5c0l

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