I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
NoShamevember. You game?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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