my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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