yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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