Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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