is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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