I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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