How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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