wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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