I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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