Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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