I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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