It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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