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  Odds of those being real?

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  One in who gives a fuck

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• (818): View more from California

  Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..

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  You Wouldn’t Guess That These 25 Celebrities Are Complete A**holes

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.

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• (310): View more from California

  Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?

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  Why do you think I have a job?

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  You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god

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