you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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