make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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