Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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