I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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