Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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