I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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