Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
this will be a night to untag.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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