I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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