This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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