i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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