You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
well you can't waste a boner
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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