sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.