Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.