he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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