Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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