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(906): View more from Michigan

Midget sex pt 2 tonight

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(778): View more from British Columbia

i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?

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(256): View more from Alabama

No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese

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(847): View more from Illinois

I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.

(703): View more from Virginia

OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom

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(507): View more from Minnesota

It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards

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