I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
