Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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