I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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