Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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