You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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