Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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