That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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