Your favorite bartender is back from prision
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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