i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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