I wanna bring you to show and tell
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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