I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Text me some of your sweat
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