I have demons in me.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
