O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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