Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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