I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Soap is not a condiment
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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