i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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