I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Can I color on your dick again?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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