this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.