I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.