Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.