My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.