Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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