i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
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I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry