ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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