I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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